FRE▲K?!

First person narration:

Tse
Cassandra

Diet = playing hard to get with food

sure blame us for the Armageddon:



see,i have a good reliable far sighted vision. She really hasss potential ^^ but im still not going to watch twilight _|_


I miss madtv! and the original wicked violence concealed in cartoons.
h▲ppy?

hey julia! your conterpart :D too bad he forgot to wear E.T undies

Ah,life:
meeting your family doctor outside is VVVIERRDD.why? cause,first of all,he/she has seen your weakest moments.Like the time you threw up till you couldn’t stand, needless to say comb your hair and look humanly. Secondly,he/she has your medical record,right up somewhere in his/her brain. “so this was the one with lances on the back the size of golf balls?”or “this was the one with the anal infection?”.Lastly, he/she might be fully aware of what you have under your clothes,thus you feel absolutely naked,while putting on a courteous smile.See kids,this is why you should grow up to be doctors ^^

but well,im just saying.Thank god im not one of those paranoid bozos :T

& it irritates me to see some small fry celebrity “give fatherly advise to his son on an ACTING CAREER” on the local yahoo page.What ever happened to fatherly in the living room around the fireplace/ tv.& seriously this weak article with the one man close up “I care alot bout my family” smile photo *coughs*shamelessss :P

tissue boxes,
bye

EM:He’s like an all in one monster.Freaky clown alien,zombie,ghost,lizard,species weird fk.lol
yirou: lol because back then it was stockings,shorts and a shirt.which was kinda low class dont deny uh! But jessica stam ( ^^ YAYYYY) wore it like a true model,classy yknw,yeaaaa SHINGZ! can’t believe im resorting to ris low jokes.

The young and the banging!


only because its stam ^^ (via fuckyeahjessicastam)

suck it extremistz! (via littleteaspoon)

what are the chances of not just being twins,but twins who sing well with complementary voices?

“try” damn good try.

my daily dosage of tri▲ngle

there’s no absolute solution (NA)

Konichiwa,
have i been studying for geography? yes,kinda :D efficiency rate might not be phenomenal but,guess I’ll still have Sunday to sort that out.

today was weak and boring and I’m telling you because I’m not that sort of person that lies and amuses you with a cat in the hat story ^^ LOOK ITS HORTON,OMG HE’S EATING GREEN EGGS AND HAM !?!



3 more days,
bye


Let's not keep vodka waiting


the destiny of particles.Theory of big bang!


I WANT I WANT I WANT



ffffound

HI WORLD
today was an adventure!
Met up with most of my pal-ies today

“species” was on star movies.SERIOUSLY.Natasha Henstridge makes one foxy alien ^^ but the lizard kid monster shit youngling is seriously disturbing.even typing it out sends cold chills down my shoulderzzz.I remember being traumatised for a couple of hours,maybe days, as a kid.I hope no one ever creates the gif. of that sick shit.


like thisss IT

reblog: & tell me what fictional movie characters you’ve seen in your childhood that have scared you for life?

another count,
bye

<3 : then you havent seen the freaky lizard offspring in “species” or pennywise or the evil woman in the bathroom from “the shining”
julia: sure beats “& so once again the day is saved by the powerpuff girls” hahah.this is my favourite part

“Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I know of no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…”

Remember,remember the 5th of november

today,loosing plot:







ashley gordon.

staying at home forces you to take naps,even when you don’t really need them.
saw VI just arrived in town.

we are garbage,
bye

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

ache:

When I Go - Slow Club

If we’re both not married by twenty-two
Could I be so bold and ask you?
If we’re both not married by twenty-three
Will you make my year, and ask me?

If we’re both not married by twenty-four
Will you pass me those knee pads and I’ll get on the floor
If we’re both not married by twenty-five
I hope that there’s some childish spark still alive

Cos there are so many lessons
That I just never get to learn
And there are so many questions that still burn, like

Will you hold my hand when I go?
Will you hold my hand when I go?
Will you hold my hand when I go?
Will you hold my hand when I go?

If I get to thirty and I don’t have a wife
I’ll ask you nicely but I won’t ask twice
If I get to forty and I don’t have a spouse
I’ll fashion you a letter and I’ll send it to your house

If I get to sixty will you let me slip away
Into an armchair for the rest of my days
Cos you’ve got your family and I’ve got mine
The love that we share is for another time

cute insurance policy

Freddy the fish,died in the oil spill.game over!

like a warm gust of warm air:
& I’m not talking bout fart.





not that its a bad thing,but why?

L4d 2, is torture,played advance and after 3 tries i survived :D

my remaining stress lvl is 15% YAYYYY lets go streaking!

& why hate when you could love

7 more days!

run blouse,
bye

Woke up sleepy

I jumped over 100 trucks,through a flaming hoop,to break every bone in my body,just for you:

i just realise i repel all things mainstream (this includes miley cyrus/twilight_|_)




for time to be on my side,
bye